come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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