"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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