i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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