I must be too annoying 4 u.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.