i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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