SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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