My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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