there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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