sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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