yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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