fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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