Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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