i jhust puked up my retainher.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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