It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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