I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
How external is "for external use only"?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My vagina just clenched in fear
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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