Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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