What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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