Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
this is an emotional support booty call
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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