so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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