I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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