I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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