There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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