i think my mom watched the whole time
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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