Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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