Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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