roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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