This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Floor bacon is actually really good
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