I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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