With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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