But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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