yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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