youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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