Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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