What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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