My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just invented taco cereal.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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