Where did you get a picture of my penis
I love having hate sex.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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