And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
is it fun? or sober?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
