u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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