she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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