I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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