Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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