i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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