so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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