Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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