i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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