And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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