you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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