I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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