Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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