Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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