Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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