what if I'm pregnant?
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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