i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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